i remeber when i was a kid....

I remeber when i was a kid that i almost ate a bug. i was about probable 2 years old at the time. i was outside just minding my own business. it was a beautiful day and i decided i wanted to play outside. well after a few hours i got bored as any normal little 2 year old and went inside. well when i was on my way to the door i saw a little june bug. i was like "this is the coolest thing i have ever seen in my 2 years of life." so i played with the bug for a few minutes and i think it was still alive at that time. then i had the bright idea to see what the bug would taste like. so, i put the bug in my mouth. i dont really remeber the taste, but who would with being the small. well any way, my mother was watching me the whole entire time. when she saw me put that bug in my mouth she just ran outside and took that bug from me. i think i started to cry because i wanted to play with the bug more. she brought me inside and scrubed my mouth out with soap. now if you want to talk about a nasty taste, then taste soap. well she probable did that for about 15 minutes. then she let me go play again and told me not to put the bug in my mouth again.

i also remember that when i was a kid, i was about 7, i went down to the beach with my family for a week or so. it was the beach time of my life and i feel in love with the beach after that. well anyway, there was alot of poeple with us. there was my mom, dad, my brother, aunt, granny, my brothers friend, and me. Thank goodness our neighboor had a little cottage down there that they let us borrow. well it was the first or second time we went to the beach that week and i was sitting on my grandmothers lap. her and i was just sitting on a chair watching the birds and everyone else. when i looked down and saw this big chunk of white crap on my grandmothers leg. i was like "eewwww... granny has bird poo on her leg" ii was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. i still remind her of that when we talk about the beach. there was also one more thing. my aunt brought her lab named bebe with us on the trip. it was my brother, his friend, and me on the peer there. we saw a glass bottle there. well the dog started abrking and went crazy. we relised that it was a crocodile. then we had to go inside for an hour or so. that was the best time ever.